So, your week is already off to a crummy start, and you need something to look forward to... as well as a venue to vent to your work comrades about it all. Well, I came across just the thing. Book a table at Scala's Bistro for their month of April lunch special - a Three Martini Lunch.
I came across this on Thrillist - and it just sounded too good to be true. I decided to do some fact checking - and according to Scala's it is the real deal! They just don't say anything about it on their website for some reason... Anyway, the deal is this - Prix Fixe menu - $50 gets you "a trio of martinis (Stoli, Kettle, Tanqueray, or Bombay)to down while munching on a Caesar, a grilled flat iron steak w/ "Cafe de Paris" butter and pommes frites, and a mini dessert." And apparently, the bill will just say "prix fixe lunch," so no worries if you want to attribute this one to some "team-building" back at the office.
And according to the lady at Scala's there are still plenty of lunchtime slots open, so go forth and book it!